the king of carrot flowers

hi my name is jewel and i am the big man
i post assassins creed, tf2, sherlock, corpse bride, beatles, homestuck, l4d, gore, art, and small quantities of some other fandoms too
I do a lot of art!!! you can even request some from me, i dont mind at all c:

What did you want to be when you were little?

a-kc-irl:

solluxbutts:

slam-a-faygo:

scarier:

bansand:

miamidice:

dwaynetherockjohnson:

beardaddy:

captainersatz:

a literal gundam

I wanted to be Venom from Spider-man

a star fleet pilot 

i wanted to smell the dick and here i am

boty spogit

a monster truck driver

a millionaire.

veterinarian :v

radio, then firefighter, then vet

a bowl of rice, then an artist

(Source: legendofstraydog)